<h>hooo boy </h>

what we got here is a cracking good yarn about ... uhh, lets just say basically a kick-ass dude who is kiiinda an assh*le but only because he's honest and he's doesn't give two sh*rts bc he is bad and he is blunt (double meaning). That's right, he's out there bludgeoning aliens and cheefing sweet chronick wiid bc that's what it takes to escape the TERROR! On Planet Drugs

made with electric zine maker by alienmelon and HTML5 Reader for Electric Zine Maker by Jeremy Oduber without yall I wouldn't be doing any of this sh*t i sweart to the big white burly beard upstairs, I'd be in a friggin cage so thanks for keeping this beast inside type-writing instead of out there knife-fightin

peace, 

toney owen

StatusReleased
CategoryBook
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(2 total ratings)
Authortoney owen
TagsAliens, Comedy, Sci-fi, Space, trashcore, zine
Average sessionA few seconds
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Smartphone
LinksBlog

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god this actually made me laugh out loud a few times. i was not expecting such a work of genius when i opened this. i am truly blown away.

A work of pure literary genius. I look forward to seeing whether or not Oen hooks up with his wife (ex-wife) on Planet Drugs.